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AIRLINE PILOT |
| An airline pilot finishes talking to the passengers after the plane has taken off, and forgets to turn off the intercom. |
He said to the co-pilot, "I think I'll go take a dump and then put the make on that new blonde stewardess."
The stewardess hears it, and runs up the aisle to tell him the intercom is still on. She trips and falls in her haste.
A little old lady looks down at her and says, "There's no rush, honey. He said he had to take a dump first." |
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